Heidi Montag is a perfectly lovely lady, if you're into ridiculousness, but she's also pretty smart. "What," you might be thinking, "Heidi Montag, smart?!" And sure, it's hard to imagine intelligence coming from someone who willingly married Spencer Pratt. But Heidi was smart enough to know that her giant F cup breast implants weren't working for her, and she was smart enough to take them out.
Heidi's a C cup now, guys. Doesn't that blow your mind? Look at those F cups up there, and just know that they are, so thankfully, no more. And here's Heidi's explanation for why she got rid of them:
"I couldn't conceptualize the weight of them in my body. They felt like bowling balls on my chest."
Because, get this, they weighed about three pounds each. Heidi's has such a small frame, can you imagine six extra pounds just hanging off her chest? Well, you don't have to, because the photo is right there. She makes a happy pose, but you know her back has to be killing her.
So RIP, Heidi Montag's boobs. In your memory, let us review other such boobs, so that we may never forget you.
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